23 Reasons You Wish Danny Castellano Were Your Boyfriend
1. He’s a completely lovable crank.
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(That rare breed of good-hearted grump, so abundant on TV, so exotic in real life!)
2. His smiles may be rare, but they are genuine, magnificent gifts.
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3. He knows that TV time is no time for deep conversation.
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4. He’s thought about emoji, and he’s got some opinions.
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5. He’s going to make a great dad and/or babysitter for your friends’ kids.
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6. He’ll only get in a physical altercation if it’s really, really important.
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7. You know he’s not going to suddenly sail away or take up surfing in midlife crisis.
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9. He’s not too proud to let himself be carried by another man.
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And he has the one true appropriate feeling about marathons: hatred.
10. He’s a (wise, correct) sports fan.
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This shows dedication.
11. He may be a natural homebody, but he’ll spiff himself up if you ask nicely.
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12. He’s got a delicate touch with the frosting bag.
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(And wears an APRON and little red READING GLASSES, my god.)
13. He will come over and build your Ikea furniture for you.
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14. He’s not too cool to let it show when he’s a little scared.
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15. He always makes sure to check in with his mom.
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16. He’s a secret sweetheart.
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Cheek kissing! An under-appreciated art.
17. He’s a great motivator.
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And if he accidentally makes you cry in the process his apology will be really good and sincere.
19. When he hugs you it’s like being wrapped up in a compact and sexy cocoon.
20. He’s always just a little bit sweaty. (From being so hot. Haha.)
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Just a LITTLE bit sweaty all the time is fine basically.
21. He does rumpled/masculinized work attire better than ANYone.
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22. He is an inexplicably sexy dancer.
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I don’t totally know what I’m looking at. I just know my mouth is open.
23. Actually yeah let’s just watch that whole thing again, and again.
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And againnnnn, forever, until we are all turned to dust.
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