Beam me up, HOTTIE. (ba dum dum ch*)
1. First of all, those baby blues
Good Lord sir.
2. Let’s get a closer look, shall we?
Anddd…there go my ovaries.
3. Speaking of eyes, some people think glasses kill the sexy.
4. Not the case with Chris.
Well played, Mr.Pine.
6. He can rock a scruffy look.
Let me live inside that field of whiskers.
7. He can even make sleep deprivation look attractive.
In the most adorable zombie-like way.
8. His bromance with Zachary Quinto gives us the feels…
…in the pants.
9. He kills it in a three piece suit…
10. …Almost as well as wearing next to nothing.
Less is more. Less. Is. More.
11. He can sing like a Disney prince.
Because of course.
12. And technically played one at one point.
Anne Hathaway you lucky slew.
13. While he can play the bad boy…
14. He’s really a big softie.
Chris, let’s just climb into a snuggie together in a room full of puppies.
15. He appears to be one hell of a lover…
I’m willing to test that theory.
16. …and also one hell of a fighter.
17. Basically, he’s an all-around gorgeous specimen.
We love you too, Chris.
18. Even when he looks like this…
yeaahhh…I’d still tap it.