As we told you before,there are a couple of Alamo Drafthouse movie theaters that heldsome women-only showings of Wonder Woman.
And because we can’t have nice things, there were men who got their panties all in a wad about it.
One dude in particular was so irate about the situation, he wrote a letter to the mayor of Texas.
Buckle up, because this gets kind of wild.
I hope every man will boycott Austin and do what he can to diminish Austin and to cause damage to the citys image. The theater that pandered to the sexism typical of women will, I hope, regret its decision. The notion of a woman hero is a fine example of womens eagerness to accept the appearance of achievement without actual achievement. Women learn from an early age to value make-up, that its OK to pretend that you are greater than you actually are. Women pretend they do not know that only men serve in combat because they are content to have an easier ride. Women gladly accept gold medals at the Olympics for coming in 10th and competing only against the second class of athletes. Name something invented by a woman! Achievements by the second rate gender pale in comparison to virtually everything great in human history was accomplished by men, not women. If Austin does not host a men only counter event, I will never visit Austin and will welcome its deterioration. And I will not forget that Austin is best known for Charles Whitman. Does Austin stand for gender equality or for kissing up to women? Dont bother to respond. I already know the answer. I do not hate women. I hate their rampant hypocrisy and the hypocrisy of the ‘womens movement.’ Women do not want gender equality; they want more for women. Dont bother to respond because I am sure your cowardice will generate nothing worth reading.”
Richard A. Ameduri
Wait…what did I just read?
He goes from incredible amounts of historical inaccuracies toincredible amounts of sexism to declaring he doesn’t hate woman and I think there’s steam coming out of my eyeballs.
Fortunately, Mayor Steve Adler was ready, willing, and more than able to craft the response a letter like that deserves.
Dear Mr. Ameduri,
I am writing to alert you that your email account has been hacked by an unfortunate and unusually hostile individual. Please remedy your accounts security right away, lest this persons uninformed and sexist rantings give you a bad name. After all, we men have to look out for each other!
Can you imagine if someone thought that you didnt know women could serve in our combat units now without exclusion? What if someone thought you didnt know that women invented medical syringes, life rafts, fire escapes, central and solar heating, a war-time communications system for radio-controlling torpedoes that laid the technological foundations for everything from Wi-Fi to GPS, and beer? And I hesitate to imagine how embarrassed youd be if someone thought you were upset that a private business was realizing a business opportunity by reserving one screening this weekend for women to see a superhero movie.
You and I are serious men of substance with little time for the delicate sensitivities displayed by the pitiful creature who maligned your good name and sterling character by writing that abysmal email. I trust the news that your email account has been hacked does not cause you undue alarm and wish you well in securing your account. And in the future, should your travels take you to Austin, please know that everyone is welcome here, even people like those who wrote that email whose views are an embarrassment to modernity, decency, and common sense.
He dropped the mic, picked it up, and then dropped the mic again.
This round goes to the Mayor.
Via: Mayor Adler
Read more: http://twentytwowords.com/sexist-letter-about-wonder-woman-gets-epic-reply-from-the-mayor/