Tygas mouth just wrote a check Kylie Jenner hopefully wont make him cash any time soon, but for the sake of drama, join me in speculating wildly.
This week on Kocktails with Khlo, the host and her guests played a rousing game of F*ck, Marry, Kill. Initially, Khlo asked the Doped Up rapper to choose whom to FMK between herself and sisters Kim Kardashian West and Kourtney Kardashian.
Tyga chose to marry Khlo, f*ck Kim and kill Kourtney (which, he indicated, stemmed from a gentlemanly respect for Scott… somehow).
Before long, Kylies name came up in conversation, to which Tyga blurted,
Yeah, I would marry her.
OH, WOULD YOU?! LIKE, TODAY?!
Khlos BFF and diligent listener Malika Haqq caught the admission and held Tyga to it, prompting him to verify his wedding plans.
Cosmopolitans pop culture editor and diligent Kardashian expert Alex Rees captured the clip and shared it on Vine, causingviewers to dust off their countdown clocks and grim child-bride references.
Yeah you all know what it is.
We do, Tyga, we do know what it is. It is you investing in the idea of marrying an 18-year-old reality star.
While fans shouldnt get their hopes up (because, lets face it, Kylie has several years of no-f*cks-given, unmarried life ahead of her before walking down the aisle), its hard not to jump aboard any celebritys express train to Shockerville.
Marriage is a huge deal, Ty. Dont do it, for our sakes.
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