59 Things Jake Johnson Smells Like

Based on briefly standing near him at a PR event.

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1. Masculinity2. Cedar, or maybe pine3. Cloves3. Cardamom4. Hope5. Probably “vetiver”6. That sign from Love Actually that says “To me, you are perfect”7. The act of chopping wood8. Social justice9. Motor oil10. Crude oil11. The constellation Orion12. Black coffee13. A handwritten grocery list14. Artisanal cheese15. A cornfield16. Wind chimes17. Lavender 18. Aubergine, the plant19. Aubergine, the color20. Idealism21. Vengeance toward an ex22. Halls honey-lemon cough drops23. Carpenter jeans24. Rocky road ice cream25. A bonfire26. Grass27. Dawn, the time of day28. Dawn, the dish soap29. A bird made of hand-blown glass

59 Things Jake Johnson Smells Like

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30. A rainbow, but a rugged one31. A bouquet of daffodils wrapped in flannel 32. Moss33. Peppercorn34. The lights going down just before the concert starts35. Brad Pitt circa Legends of the Fall36. Cacao 37. Gift wrap38. The pool where you learned to swim39. Fruit salad40. A worn-in leather sofa41. Ontology42. The handsomest golden retriever43. Fig44. Fig Newtons 45. Clean laundry fresh out of a basket of kittens46. Kale that’s been alchemized into a juicy steak47. Patience48. An almond49. A wisp of pipe smoke50. A glass of all of your dreams come true, stirred with a cinnamon stick51. The Central Park Boathouse52. Bulleit Bourbon 53. The words “Your package is out for delivery”54. Milk55. Pewter56. Bramble57. The library in Beauty and the Beast58. Your favorite sweatshirt59. Almost nothing; just enough to be wide-open with possibility

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