No! No! Kanye! Shhhhh, stop resisting. Its OK. A finger in the butt is nothing to be ashamed about. Millions of people dont mind a good butt-stickin’, and you’re part of that group. In fact, I would argue you liking a finger in the butt is the most human thing about you. Its like finding out Kofi Annan likes The Strokes or Abraham Lincoln couldnt talk to cute girls without sweating profusely.
Yes, I know, this information all came out at a weird time, and it came from your ex. That cant be easy.But regardless of what Amber Rose says, #FingersInTheBooty doesnt make you an #AssBitch.
— Amber Rose (@DaRealAmberRose) January 27, 2016
The Internet agrees! The year 2016 is whenwe all stop hating, lay down our guns, cast aside our differences andmake like Creedence Clearwater Revival and head “Up Around The Bend.”
1. We’re all doing it.
Don’t worry Kanye, everybody likes buttstuff
— Gone wanderin’ (@Gonewanderin13) January 28, 2016
2. “Woke-ass men know.”
The prostate is wonderful. It is but a faint echo of the clit, but wonderful. Queer and woke-ass men know this. Fear not the butt stuff.
— kaye toal (@ohkayewhatever) January 29, 2016
3. Chill out, Ye.
@kanyewest Aint nothing wrong with a bit of assplay Kanye.
— Darren Hayes (@darrenhayes) January 29, 2016
4. Men run the government, but they can’t admit to liking some down-south action?
Masculinity so fragile. Every dude has a g-spot in their ass, don’t be ashamed @kanyewest xoxo
— alex illest (@alexillest) January 29, 2016
5. Don’t feel ashamed of your bum stuff.
@kanyewest it’s all gd bro ain’t nothing wrong with a bit of bum play
— Hobbie Stuart (@HobbieStuart) January 29, 2016
6. In a way, Amber is the George Washington of the finger-in-butt revolution.
i wonder how many people will experiment with some butt play for the first time tonight and have kanye to thank
— Churlish (@Cryptoterra) January 27, 2016
7. Every man should give it a shot!
I’d like to make it clear that I don’t think Kanye is a bitch for liking a finger in his ass. I think it’s cool. More men should try it. bye
— Nikki Glaser (@NikkiGlaser) January 27, 2016
8.Ye is just being a TYPICAL man.
Kanye getting fingered in the butt doesnt make him gay its just hilarious that men are so ashamed of it
— Reaux. (@MafiosoRo) January 27, 2016
9. Matt McGorry proves once again we aren’t worthy of living in the same era as Matt McGorry.
Hey bruh. It’s ok. Liking a woman’s finger in ur butt doesn’t make u gay. And even if u were gay, that’s ok too. Everything gonna be ok.
— Matt McGorry (@MattMcGorry) January 29, 2016
10. “That was easy!” — Staples slogan that can be used for man-butt stuff.
Kanye is the only person in the world who won’t admit to liking buttstuff. Come on. We don’t call it the easy button for nothing
— Inked-up Frone (@AmyTheFrone) January 29, 2016
— Judy Hologram (@JudyHologram) January 29, 2016
12. Fingers in the butt are the Animal Collective of adulting.
i was into butt stuff way before kanye.
— Jon (@gblyss) January 27, 2016
13. Let’s not forget, Kanye also did “We Major.”
Kanye has done a lot of bad things today but him liking butt stuff is perfectly ok.
— cool dude (@CCupsAndUp) January 27, 2016
YOU ARE NOT ALONE.
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