I Wore Butt Pads For A Day To See What Life Is Like As Kim Kardashian

All my life Ive wanted an ass like Kim Kardashians.

Every night before bed, I close my eyes and picture her big ol booty in my dreams. Before blowing out the candle on my nightstand, I grab my own ass and visualize it expanding in my hands.

OK, DONT EX OUT OF THIS PAGE. IM JUST KIDDING (sort of).

I think I have a decent-sized butt. Theres enough to grab onto, but I wouldnt trust it to hold a wine glass.

When I jump up and down it jiggles (kind of), but not in a way thats hot. Its more in a way whereeveryone around me is screaming, PLEASE STOP! and children are crying.

Picture thousands of babies just bawling their eyes out. All right, you get the idea.

Id love to be one of those sexy mamas who enters the club and all eyes are on her. BUT EW, NOT FROM BOYS. Guys are gross, please.

I want the attention from the ladies in the house. Thats right, fellas, I dont get a manicure for the boy Im tryna mack. I get dolled up for the drunk girls in the bathroom of the bar the ones who are puking and complimenting each others blowouts.

If youre a man, just know these pics of my badonkadonk arent for your eyes. Maybe just leave this page now because things are about to get SPICY! PG-13! X RATED!

Mamas showing off her goods for the females who want some tips and tricks on how to get a behind like KimKs. So ladies, listen up.

To become bootylicious, I went to this cheap-ass store by my house that sells $5 butt-pad panties. YEAH, I SAID THE WORD PANTIES. WHY YOU FLINCHING?

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