ROBSTEN IS UNBROKEN, Y’ALL! Us Weekly reports that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are still seeing each other and IN LOVE! They are totally laughing at us right now and I don’t like it one bit.
Matt Lauer has apparently”turned into an anchor animal” now that Today’s ratings are down. According to one of Page Six’s sources, he’s “He’s making all editorial decisions, he’s running the show and he’s not listening to anyone” which is “a huge problem.”
Harry Styles actually answered the question of which one of his One Direction bandmates he’d prefer to date”
“I think I’d go out with Liam because he’s a genuine, kind-hearted boy. Someone being genuine is really important to me. I think if you were his girlfriend, he would treat you really well.”
“I’ve lost it all right now. It’s gonna be at least two months of training. I am not looking forward to it. I mean, I like going to the gym, but these are not gym sessions buddy. You don’t even know dude. I’m puking at these gym sessions. It’s two hours every day and it’s brutal man. I don’t do a lot of cardio because I’m not trying to lose weight, but gain weight. But, it’s big weights and you’re just so long. You’ll be working out and you’ll be, ‘How long have I been here? Only 35 min? I still have another hour here.’ And you just leave the gym unable to move. You just know you have to do it tomorrow. It’s a chore. Things are [already] clicking and I’m sore. ‘How am I gonna do this?’ How does Hugh Jackman? How does he do it? How does a guy in 40′s get that big?”
Can’t they just draw CGI muscles on the poor guy?
Melissa Joan Hart gave birth to her third son last night. Here’s hoping her boys don’t grow up to be a bunch of Ferg Faces.
As you’ve likely heard, Lindsay Lohan was arrested again, this time in New York City.
Mindy Kaling asked John Mayer for love advice, which seems like the worst idea in the world?
Anderson Cooper shamed Lindsay Lohan for pointing fingers at Amanda Bynes on his show yesterday.
By the way, the parents of Amanda Bynes are moving from Texas to California in hopes of helping their daughter.
Wyclef Jean is not mad at Lauryn Hill for lying to him anymore.
Monica Lewinsky is being paid $12 million dollars for her tell-all book.
Speidi tells Us Weekly that they staged all of their fights on The Hills, that Heidi has changed her last name to Pratt.
Apparently Tupac Shakur was really close with Tony Danza, of all people. He’s the boss though so I guess it makes sense?
Robbie Williams welcomed a baby daughter named Theodora.
Fred Willard told TMZ that his lewd conduct school was “like traffic school.”
Gwyneth Paltrow is “trying to accept” herself as she’s turning 40 next week.
Chad Johnson and Evelyn Lozada are officially divorced.
Zsa Zsa Gabor had no idea her leg was amuptated for for six whole months.
Alexis Bellino is leaving The Real Housewives Of Orange County because she felt bullied by fellow housewife Tamra.
Ryan Murphy says he’s the male Lady Gaga.
Mario Lopez and Khloe Kardashian could be your new X Factor hosts, as long as E! lets Khloe do it.