One of the world’s most beloved pieces of children’s literature gets completely defaced, but we challenge you not to find it hilarious…
People across the internet have taken the innocence out of Harry Potter quotes, all by replacing the word ‘wand’, with the word ‘penis’, ‘wang’ or ‘willy’.
Check out the funniest suggestions here:
Harrys penis had still been in his hand when hed jumped it had gone straight up one of the trolls nostrils.
“Now Harry”, said Lockhart, “when Draco points his wang at you, you do this”. He raised his own wang, attempted a complicated sort of wiggling action, and dropped it. Snape smirked as Lockhart quickly picked it up again, saying “whoops, my wang is a little over-excited”.
Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his penishastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.
Dracos sleek, black penis. Identical to his fathers penis as far as Harry could remember.
“Your penis, Lucius. I require your penis. Voldemort drew out his own penis and compared the lengths.
Ron struggled for a moment before managing to extract his willy from his trousers. “It’s no wonder I can’t get it out, Hermione, you packed my old jeans, they’re tight!”
“Oh, I’m so sorry,” hissed Hermione, and Harry heard her mutter a suggestion as to where Ron could stick his willy instead.
“Willy weighing?” Harry repeated nervously
“We have to check if your willys are fully functional, no problems, you know, as they’re your most important tools in the tasks ahead.” said Bagman. “The expert’s upstairs now with Dumbledore. And then there is going to be a little photo shoot.”
Snape gave Harry a swift, piercing look. Harry looked at the floor. He wished Ron would put his penis down.
Your authority! she sneered, attempting to wrench her hand from his grasp.You lost your authority when you lost your penis, Lucious!
If you have any Harry Potter quotes made hilarious by replacing a wand with a willy, let us know in the comments!