25 Funny Country Slogans If Countries Actually Had Slogans

While many countries do in fact have mottos, that is not what we are after in this article. Country mottos are usually quite serious and represent some noble aspirations of the country’s people. In our list, we are more concerned with what those mottos would be if they were descriptive of the country in question. And not just descriptive, but descriptive in a very, brutally, and entertainingly funny way. You could probably think of several country slogans for your own country right off the top of your head.

It’s important to keep in mind, most of the slogans here are just in jest. While there is certainly a level of truth in each one, every country has its faults. Although those faults typically make for good humor and entertainment, they in no way reflect upon all the people of that country. At any rate, most of us will undoubtedly find these slogans to be quite silly and hopefully bring somewhat of a smile to your face, especially if you have roots or connections to any of the countries on our list. So, all in the name of good fun, these are 25 funny country slogans if countries actually had slogans.

Featured Image: Horia Varlan via Flickr

25

Switzerland

Switzerland

Image: freestockphotos.biz

We don’t care.

24

Djibouti

Djibouti

Image: Aero Icarus via Flickr

No, for real. We’re a country.

23

Venezuela

Venezuela

Image: wikipedia

Cheapest gas on the planet! (Raise the price 10,000%) Still the cheapest gas on the planet!

22

Sweden

Sweden

Image: pixabay

Hating Denmark since 800AD

21

Belgium

Belgium

Image: wikipedia

We can turn your solution into a problem.

20

Australia

Australia

Image: pixabay

Everything wants to kill us.

19

New Zealand

New Zealand

Image: wikipedia

We are not Australia.

18

Austria

Austria

Image: wikipedia

We’re not Australia either.

17

Zimbabwe

Zimbabwe

Image: pixabay

Before we used candles, we used electricity.

16

Netherlands

Netherlands

Image: pixabay

Water wants us dead.

15

India

India

Image: wikipedia

Everyone is already here.

 

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14

Georgia

Georgia

Image: wikipedia

No, not the one in America.

13

Greece

Greece

Image: wikipedia

Western civilization from cradle to grave

12

Iran

Iran

Image: wikipedia

For the last time, we are not Arabs!

11

China

China

Image: wikipedia

Made in China.

10

Romania

Romania

Image: wikipedia

Our vampires don’t sparkle.

9

Germany

Germany

Image: pexels

Dude that was a long time ago. Check out our cars.

8

Vietnam

Vietnam

Image: wikipedia

Best food, pho real

7

USA

USA

What other countries?

6

Nigeria

Nigeria

We’re all royalty here.

5

Hungary

Hungary

Image: wikipedia

We invented everything (well, not here…but it was still us).

4

Turkey

Turkey

Image: wikipedia

Not the bird

3

United Kingdom

United Kingdom

Image: Maurice via Flickr

We used to own you.

2

Denmark

Denmark

Image: pixabay

We’re happy because you’re not here.

1

Canada

Canada

Image: pixabay

Sorry

 

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